I've had to watch the The Thing prequel a bunch of times lately, so I felt the need to make this parody. It's not very timely. Sorry.
Uh oh, it's The Thing again.
Burn it, Kurt!
I'm trying!
Yargh!
Come on!
Aaaah!
Stupid flamethrower.
Aaaah!
Damn it!
Aaaah!
Piece of crap.
Aaaah!
I hate this flamethrower!
Aaaah!
More like lamethrower.
Aaaah!
Whatever.
