the thing again

I've had to watch the The Thing prequel a bunch of times lately, so I felt the need to make this parody. It's not very timely. Sorry.

Uh oh, it's The Thing again.

Burn it, Kurt!

I'm trying!

Yargh!

Come on!

Aaaah!

Stupid flamethrower.

Aaaah!

Damn it!

Aaaah!

Piece of crap.

Aaaah!

I hate this flamethrower!

Aaaah!

More like lamethrower.

Aaaah!

Whatever.

peeing on dead guys

I avoid commenting on political things, but I think the following statement is noncontroversial enough. A person can hate the Taliban, and have the utmost respect for our men and women in Afghanistan, and also disapprove of peeing on dead guys. That kind of person can exist. I just thought I should point that out. Not everyone realizes it.

I'm not even saying I'm that person. My stance on all three of those questions remains a mystery. I've just seen some people take for granted that those three opinions can't coexist in one person, and they need to know they've made a terrible mistake.