Monday, July 19, 2010


I've been wondering for years why there have been two Mel Gibson movies where the British are just way more evil than there's any apparent reason for. Not much of a pattern, but still suspicious. Finally, I've found an explanation. At least it's a theory. That's all I need. Now, when someone asks why Mel hates the British, I don't have to shrug and bore my questioner anymore. I can say, "His fanatically conservative Catholicism goes so deep that he still hates the British for the Reformation. Copyright Chris Hitchens 2010."

Saturday, July 17, 2010

now we're tolkien

Ha ha ha!

I write like
J. R. R. Tolkien

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I cheated just for the pun's sake. My real thing is HG Wells, based on my last post.

Monday, July 12, 2010


I'm back "home", bumming internets. I am now a half military, half civilian, hybrid reservist bitch. Thanks to everyone who's made this year and two weeks of training so special. Especially this parody singer, Rucka Rucka Ali. I think I first heard this dude like 6 months ago when I was drinking with Kooster. For those who don't know Kooster, that is as fun as it sounds. So I's listening to Kooster's ipod, and I's like, "I love this song. I've got to remember the singer's name and 'buy' more of them." I failed to do so for 6 months, until the last day I was on base. These songs have really kept me going through these rough times. The rough times are over, but Rucka Rucka will be with me forever. Just listen to this.

If you were suicidal before you heard that, and still are, then you're just stupid.