Hello, stranger. I apologize for for the unsolicited forwarding of a nude bitch to your phone, but it is for a good cause. You see, this bitch was married to a Marine, and she got caught sending naked pics to another man. But we shall have our revenge, by forwarding her nude pic all over the place. Let let her naked bitch flesh feel the bitchy sting of phone justice!
Hey, would you believe another Marine caught his wife cheating, and just happened to find some nefarious nude pics of her? Vengeance ahoy!
Here is porn star Annabel Chong. Shit, I mean a cheating bitch. Look, I'm having a hard time with my backspace key, so you'll just have to trust me. She's a cheating bitch. Pass it on.
You know the drill, boys. If you're on the fence about this, I want you to briefly consider the odds that these messages are pure bullshit. Very briefly. Now forward the newd pix!
I'm not sure what this bitch is up to, but it must be evil.
I joke, but in case my feelings on these naked revenge chain messages aren't clear, here's what I want to say to everyone who has sent them to me: You fucking idiots.